Saturday, May 9

[Elephants > Buffaloes]

Srsly, some people just keep asking for it.
They just love fucking slamnation from the Fucking President.
Here goes another one.

When you finally learn what goes behind closed doors, I'm so damn confident you're gonna yak all about yourself again. Comparing yourself against me, portraying yourself as Queen & me as nothing more than along the lines of fat, ugly & hate. Yes, go on, go search the synonyms on your fucking thesaurus. We all know how awesome your Engrish is.
Think I'm assuming ? Who're you kidding ? I've been around the block one time too many. I've seen you at nothing more than mediocre. I'm trying to be polite here.

You're full of fucking Buffalo shit all over your face.
Even strangers look at you when they're sober & put that name to Your face.
& tbh, I carry so much more blubber under my skin. If I didn't know me, I'd probably even call myself an Elephant.
& even then, who wins ? Me. The motherfucking Elephant. Referrence: Snuffle in Sesame Street.
Buffalo no fucking referrence siol. Come on kids, try one at the top of your head. Response: System Phail.

You wanna go all stereotype? Bring it. I'm a double-digit dress size, you're a single. You walk around in clothes all the stupid minahs you hate wear. I walk around in motherfucking Pride with or without my clothes on. You fucking love the limelight/popularity. But quit trying so hard, you might just break out in blackheads. Or break the bone supporting your pinky.
People either hate you or don't know you exist - for the simplest reason: Your social circle is fucking limited because they're mats & minahs. Hi, they make up like half of Republic Polytechnic - completely insignificant. Oh, wait a minute. I'm not sorry if that's offensive.

You probably didn't think anyone would hate you, right? Do a double take. Srsly, quit being delusional. I don't hate, don't get me wrong. I just know you deserve a lot less than whatever you are.

You're stereotype all right. You win. Cos you don't even know who/what the fuck you are or what the fuck you want or where you stand.

How can you, in the first place ? You don't even acknowledge your own ground.

You wouldn't know yourself, unless you're grounded.

To Skinneh, you'd know damn well how to make head & tail of this post. I salute a boob to you, I swear. For putting up with shit you never needed or had to deal with. & I'm only apologizing to you, if this is offensive to you - based on your previous relation. I bless you, child.

Srsly, slamnation's getting really mundane these days. I can name you a handful that discretely look into my eyes & actually Plead for a decent slamfest from me.
Hey, I'm Jezus, yo. I bless you with slamnation as & when I want to.
I ain't a fucking Genie that grants you slamnation.

She makes me go [insert WHATTAFOCK face].
Looks like Raymond still has hope in getting married afterall.
Now, YOU go [insert WHATTAFOCK face]

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With a face like yours, don't even think of being a fucking Princess, much less labelling yourself Princess. It's a fucking insult to The Motherfucking Princess Eldora.
Oh, srsly, if only you could read this now. You don't know how many days I'd go with a grin on my soccerball face. So I've got Mats on my block but you're the one chasing after them.

Oh, what's that word you're gonna use on me - spiteful ?
Somebody hand her a dictionary & slam the meaning in her face.
I = Spiteful. Hellz Nerr.
I = IN YOUR FACE.

& judging from the tagboard, I ain't the one judging you.
You put yourself out there like that.
I ain't even trippin', I ain't even mad.
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