Thursday, December 25

[Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Awesome Revelations]

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We are the insanity & the life of the car ride through JB & back.

The parents will yikyakfrickfrack while the sister switches phonecalls between band kids & boyfriend. So annoying. Only two of us kids had our own fun chomping down ice cream, moshing in our seats, telling each other Dane Cook jokes & beating each other in bubble breaker.

But don't be fooled by the face of this boy.
It's 12fuckingam & he's still up every night. Why?

He watches the fucking Tyra Banks Show every night of the week except Thursday cos then he'll watch ANTM cycle 10 rerun. My brother's fucking insane. I srsly wonder how he can juggle being
RAHRAH + YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BITCHFACE + SOCCER + HIGH. FUCKING. FASHION.

Me: You watch ANTM?
Him: Why not?
Me: Since when!
Him: Since the cycle after Nicole. I like her hair.
Me: YOU ACTUALLY REMEMBER HER NAME?!


OMG DO YOU SEE THIS CONNECTION?! ME+STOLZ. BROTHER+NICOLE.
I completely died. Check this.


Tyra wants Catalogue:
Tyra wants Couture:
Tyra wants Commercial:
My brother fucking pwns or what. Kiddishly close, innit? (:

Don’t forget to play these two:
8 days of Christmas – Destiny’s Child
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays – N Sync
Happy Christmas & Merry Holidays, kids !



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