[THE WORLD MUST END TONIGHT,
FUCKING SAVE ME FROM MYSELF]
This is Me in about 24 seconds.
& I CAN DO THIS EFFORTLESSLY ALREADY
& You don't notice it cos I blend in with the wall. I am as wide as the wall !!
& I phucking PHAIL at being dressy cos I BLEND IN with the red carpet. Whaddoya know? I'm wider that I thought I was!
& no, I don't have clothes. Cos I'm too fat. No, I mean, I'm too OBESE. So I have to wear my blanket everywhere I go.
& start rapping nigguh with 4 chins !!
Then I become delusioned that my weight loss had been massive, like from a UK Size 032008 to UK Size 0 [Check out the whiteish pink] :
as if i couldn't get enough of white (delusion), i go to the extent of taking it out on my hair !!
Hui Ting says:
youre telling a story sia
Do me a favour, tell me your name. says:
NOT.
Hui Ting says:
eh the dress nice though
Do me a favour, tell me your name. says:
I AM TELLING YOU MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
Do me a favour, tell me your name. says:
fuck.
Do me a favour, tell me your name. says:
the world MUST END TONIGHT.
Do me a favour, tell me your name. says:
I DONT WANT TO GOTHROUGH ALL THAT.
Hui Ting says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hui Ting says:
OMG IF IT DOES
Hui Ting says:
IM GOINGTO CRY
Hui Ting says:
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TODAY
Do me a favour, tell me your name. says:
SO I AHVE TO TURN INTO BETH DITTO?!
Do me a favour, tell me your name. says:
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH
Hui Ting says:
NOH YOU WONT
Do me a favour, tell me your name. says:
ok fine, you better do things tomorrow.
Do me a favour, tell me your name. says:
& this is where i sing,
Do me a favour, tell me your name. says:
ONE NIGHT, JUST ONE MORE TIME, THANKS FOR NOT LETTING ME TURN INTO BETH DITTO OH, MR GOD YOU'RE JUST THE SWEETEEEEEEEST
Hui Ting says:
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Hui Ting says:
see?
Hui Ting says:
the rewards of fasting
HAHAHAHA. CANNOT CARRY.
EH BUT SRSLY. )': At the strike of midnight & by adding an inch to my waist, I am Beth Ditto.
If you Asians can have Asian Dolls & Asian's No. 1 Male Bitch,
THEN FUCKING HELL,
I AM ASIAN BETH/BEDAH DITTO.
