Thursday, February 14

[Going down south can really rock her world]
Rewind: Saturday, 9th February 2008.

Zhuliana finally got round to meeting me in town for any & every reason.
We had late lunch at Hip Diner USA. I FUCKING LOVE THE FOOD THERE. The portions are so value for money. Mocktails are good as well! Stars & Stripes + Mardi Gras = >$23. Fokyeh. It's the sister store of Billy Bombers btw. So then we went back to CC & hoohaa-ed for a bit. Yeah, I still do scare myself how I can get along with people there.
Dropped by Taka/Wisma for a bit then I sent her off to Orchard Station while I headed further down to Borders to get a copy of Catalog before plopping my ass down at Borders Bistro.
Now, kids, do not attempt to dine there, not even for a drink. It's dead expensive. SGD10.00 for a Root Beer float?! Foknoh. I was cheated.
I took my time taking in the magazine whilst waiting for Raqiah & her friends to reach town. & when they finally got a table at NYDC, I still wasn't there. Hahaha. See, it totally slipped my mind that Raqiah mentioned about treating me to dinner for doing well for Os. I didn't really wanna get anything but a drink. I was still dead full from Hip Diner + Borders Bistro & so I settled for a wild berry float. So when she reminded me, I ordered the Solid Gold & it was gooooood. Value for money, really. Apparently Ashley & idon'trememberhername were fascinated by me, or rather my retard-ness & presence. Yeah, they never leave the kid alone. Hahaha.
& as if the treat at NYDC isn't enough (srsly, Raq, it freaking was), Raq got me a new box of Ice Mints. I was like NOOO FUCKEN WAAAY! She's got ballz to waste money on me, I swear.
So Raq, ILU macamnakmampos! Thanks a big butt load!
Then we walked all the way to opposite Istana. Read: I was super high & sweating like a mad fuck & screaming MUOLUN & MOFO AT EVERY INTERVAL. Only because they were all fun people okay. Finally sat outside Giraffe (insert Neiiiiigh, HAHAHAHAHA) & talked/played shizfiz. We left pretty quickly that I even lost track of Raq+Ashley.

Let's skip Sunday cos it was pure bull. I should be shot dead, bleeding on the bathroom floor.

Onto Monday, met up with Bebek & Ersian for Bebek's birthday lunch.
HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING 17TH, BEBEK!
You might have to wait quite sometime for the birthday present. I haven't receive it in my mail yet!
Hip Diner USA again but I ain't complaining. I had Spice World with a Slapper this time. It's still gooood. Hoohaa-ed outside Taka to make the fullness in the stomachs go away then onto Topman/Topshop. Idk why but I fell for 2 party tops. Best yet, they're going for SGD20.00 each! I don't like their straps though. Too long. or rather, my body's too short. Poutpout. Maybe I'll go back there one of these days to get one of it. Bebek paid for her shirt & then we went to blow a tenner each at Starbucks before heading home in a cab. Hahaha. Srsly, that was the first time ever I went home from town in a cab.

I went to Bebek's late on Tuesday cos they were already chomping through the box of chicken off KFC when I arrived & the movie already started. Yikyakfrickfrack, we sent Bebek to work while the three of us remaining chilled & blow another tenner at yet another Starbucks. Haha. Methinks Ersian & Zameer went to Courts after that while I went home.

WTF WAS I THINKING GETTING TO WORK TO EARLY ON WEDNESDAY. I broke my own record cos it wasn't even 6.30am yet. I raided the bar when Mami left, armed with a Farihin as barback. It's fun to screw up orders & layers & rapping like no one's business & immitating J.T. on the stereo. Gavin was at the counter acting pretty for the twins the whole time so we decided to be assholes & played Wed, Bed or Dump (a.k.a Fuck, Kill or Marry) & involved the twins in Gavin's choices. Hahaha. Yikyakfrickfrack, we forgot about topping up & refilling all the bases & almost got fucked-over by Chris. But fuck him, he should be shot, especially after what he said the other day. Farihin & I took our own sweet time, calling for our own impromtu break. Srsly, the dood knows how to gossip the way I do, getting facts in people's faces. Iskandar's just being plain annoying & dead stoned. I had two slap him twice before I got an answer. My question: What table does this go to? -.-
Johnny's always trying to cut me short at the girls' queue. Not cool you old man. You've had enough muffs, now let me have mine!

Azmee took over bar, Chris barback. Obviously we had to bitch about Azmee in his face.
"EEE, hair not nice already"
"Wah, this one step model w fan below blowing" (We have a new fan hahaha)
"So this is the Abang that got Hidayah her GRO post ah? Not baaaad."
"Aiya, today no Hidayah no need to look nice that's why he's in the bar"

HAHAHAHAHA. WE ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES. But he deserves it.

YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT.

zana says:
DEAR SHIDA,
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!
zana says:
love,zhuliana
When you're finally gone, Imma find my way back says:
For Zana,
HAPPY V DAY BACK!
Shidaxcore.


The bimbo's really stressed in school. She's sending love letters around. hahaha. VS SPREE CLOSED SIOL. NOW I HAVE TO WAIT 2 MORE WEEKS FOR THAT LAWA JACKET. But yeah, I blew $100 on HT's spree, incl postage/taxes. That's enough shopping for me for the month.

It's V day & I'm home. Because I was dumb to have turned down 3 kids & an entry to Play. I don't have anything nice to give away anyway. Neither do I have anything green. Shit, suddenly I miss Josie. How're you, D?
& I haven't got round to contacting Stone B. Just please don't think I'm avoiding you, especially not today.


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