[One for Zinnia & everything else in between for me] I love my dreams when they're kickass & I can remember them like this. It's a fucking long dream so bear with me: ZHULIANA & I FUCKING WON TICKETS TO GO LONDON & SEE DANIEL. LIKE OMFG. But idk who was the one who won the tickets but who cares man. We fucking pwnd ass can. Okay it really started like from the very beginning when we texted our entries in. day was when the winner was to be announced at MediaCorp hahaha. We sat there with all other noobs who sent in their entries then finally GURMIT SINGH said "The winner of this contest goes to the entry that saysI love Daniel Radcliffe so much that if I had to buy his love I'd have to borrow his. Then we both shrieked & screamed in unison & went up to hug GS & get our entry passes, freebies, air tickets & everything else. It's for a fucking week sial. I said something like "PCK is best in Singapore, JB & some say Batam & NOW LONDON!" I swear I saw him wiggle fake mole hahahahahaha. Okay so word got round real quick & soon people were sucking up to us so that one of us would give up the ticket & let one of them go instead. SOME JC MATS BOTHERED TO FIND ZHULIANA'S NUMBER & SHOVED LIKE EXPENSIVE SHIT TO "BUY" THE TICKET. A couple of hot girls tried to get fresh with me & I don't know how but Syafiq tried to patch back with me so that this could be our chance for a fantasy getaway & make things right. like HAHAHHAHWTFMON since when were we evar together anyway! & yes, I still remember this one JC guy bought Zhuliana pair of Manolo Blahnik boots with a love letter attached to it but THANK FUCKING GOD she didn't take it. Whoa she jeling-ed at the poor mat ever so sharply, even JC kid ponZhuliana tak pandang ah when it comes to Radcliffe.
Okay so then we became ever so brat to our moms, begged & battered to get almost a suitcase full of new clothes. It was autumn-winter period so we wanted to be geared for both seasons. We went shopping lalalala. Oh but of course, because she learns from the best, Zhuliana took the boots but tear the letter into pieces right in his face & mumbled something like, "This is so thoughtful of you, thanks!" before taking her leave for some shopping adventure. K then we shopped like as if money-gonna-run-out-soon-better-use-all-now. I bought some band tees - those that Daniel listen to - so at least we'll have something to talk about if situation gets awkward, Topshop's Boycut jeans & Miss Sixty's dropwaist jeans & TRF HAHAHAskirts (WOW THEY HAVE MY SIZE LOLOLOL). A couple of hoodies with rockstar diamente embellishment & matching accesorries/shoes to boot! Zhuliana bought a hell load of shit but I can only remember Rock&Republic jeans, almost all the tops from pull&bear & a fur-rimmed hoodie that actually matched one of my skirts hahahaa. K then she bought this haltini thing & I got new boxers from CK with matching sleeveless top in case we get to go into Daniel's private jacuzzi. Yadayada finally the day we get to fly off to LONDON!! Said our byebyes & I re-wrote my will & had it re-laminated again then left it at the refrigerator door. We went shopping at duty-free for shades & last-minute cosmetic picks. SHE BOUGHT A FUCKING RED LIPSTICK MAN. Tryna bring out the seduction side much? haha. Then flight nothing cool just that we used MSN, even when we're sitting next to each other, on our individual labbies playing pool & poker hahahahahah fucking gaylahfuck. Flight was long enough for us to make friends with two hotties sitting behind us. Zhuliana liked the geeky one, almost Tobey just with frameless glasses, braces on & real blonde. THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME EVER I SAW HER FLIRT HHAHAHAHA. I like the laid back, just-shagged-Alba guy with choppy hair dyed red, looking almost faggy (but then later I found out he was straight), frosty eyed & was wearing a jumpsuit cintacinta. Then we talked & exchanged e-mails & numbers then parted ways when we dropped off someplace for a connection plane.. more MSN games & HAHAHABLOGGING, finally we arrived in Heathrow.
Someone picked us up & it was like 9am in the morning there so got to the hotel, chilled refreshed showered away jetlag. We got unhappy with the wardrobe though. it could only fit my two out of three suitcases worth of shit & Zhuliana's Blahnik boots so we ended up asking for an extra bed so we can pile up the remaining clothes that we had. & HAHAHAHAH IT'S ONLY FOR A WEEK MON. Okay so the next night is the gala premiere. I can only remember I had Jane's Addiction shirt (YES THE ONE ON REROCK :D) on over some biker jacket & Zhuliana had a indricate-printed red dress on with a ring in the centre. Then watched The Order of Phoenix - 2 fucking hours & 45 fucking awesome minutes! Then moment of truth - MET DANIEL JACOB RADCLIFFE (yeah I know, like hell, since when was I such a fan?). So here's the thing: Zhuliana's the DANIEL DIEHARD FAN & THE PRETTY ONE (HELLO? D'OH) BUT DANIEL NOTICES ME FIRST! Yayayayayay. Well cos of the shirt & he was like "Are you the charming one I was supposed to meet?" in deep thick British accent. I swear I was floored then Zhuliana gave that sulky face & did the -nudgenudge, hello he's fucking mine- gesture so I made it slightly less hurtful for her and went "Actually there's two of us". Zhuliana hugged him but still had to tip-toe on such high heels. HE HAD THE CHEEK TO GO "Hi, I'm Daniel" LIKE D'OH WE ALREADY FUCKING KNOW. Daniel = noob. So I guess he made up for that part when he invited us into his limousine. It was awkward at first la well d'oh star + 2 winnernoobs. Then Zhuliana being Zhuliana started talking about all the past Potter movies & asked him how he got through them, fun or not, whether he likes his life now or after getting the role.. & she HAD to drop a couple of hints that she liked him & wanted him to ask her hand for marriage. Well Daniel being WITHOUT the famous glasses was oblivious to it. Then I just butt in here and there cos it's like her big break kan? Then Daniel diverted attention to me and went, "You're a JA fan too? They're playing here this weekend." OF COURSE I SWOOONED & WENT *OMFGemoticon IN MY HEAD. & we talked about their recent album song band then talked about more bands. Zhuliana of course got irritated & was folding her arms all throughout then she got her chance to talk to him again for a while then the driver dropped us off at the hotel. OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION WE DINED IN THE LIMO. ALL WINE & STEAK & RITTER SPORTS HAHA. Funny thing was Zhuliana took the wine while I held my ground!
So that was it, second day in London. We thought that it was the last ever time we'd see Daniel & we kinda got carried away & forgot to ask for his e-mail/address/phone number/whateverelse. Zhuliana got really depressed & ordered for Ben&Jerry's from the hotel service & binged & cried like a pussy. BUT HER MAKEUP WAS STILL INTACT SIAL. Okay then idk why but I said "Okay la I'll get Ben&Jerry's FedExed to your doorstep for a whole week when we get back" & I guess that was the most wrong thing to say then she cried somemore & then BAM! bitch came out of the closet. She blamed it all on me that she didn't get to talk to Daniel fully. Like HELLO?! Possessive much? She got to talk first okay, first attention was on her. ahahah k then bitch like fuck boleh tahan terok sort. We were fucking yelling & throwing things at each other, including them Blahniks. Then don't know how we fell asleep fighting I think cos when I woke up I still had my shoes on but I was lying by the tv. Zhuliana was all primped & was choosing accesories to wear to match that fur shit hahahaha. There was breakfast on the bed + 2 cans of 'Bull! She's like "Rise & shine, this is London & fucking hell we've only got 5 days left. I'm sorry for last night, there's my prezzie darls" HAHAHAHA LIKE HAHhAHAHAH. Okay then friend friend I got ready this time armed with those KEDScintacinta & went down to the lobby.
DANIEL'S DRIVER WAITED FOR US SIAL. *cue Zhuliana goes OH-EM-GEE ARE YOU SERIOUS here* We asked him what he was doing here cos obviously we thought Daniel had come here for lunch or something or some press shit but noooo. THE GUY WAS HERE TO PICK US UP TO GO TO DANIEL'S HOUSE IN LONDON. I swear we did the clown-mimick thing before squealing then ran upstairs to go get our swimshit & wear underneath whatever we already wore. Then took the limousine for like almost 3 hours ride sialan babi so far my arse expanded ten times over. We got bored in there & played with the controls. Then some button triggered the stereo..WE WERE LISTENING TO RYAN SEACREST & HE PUT AVRIL'S GIRLFRIEND ON AIR. Sialan of all songs seh. Then we stopped & started to like practice conversing with Daniel (& his parents for Zhuliana so to impress them to take her as in-law) lalalalala. Reached. Turned out the house was lawanakmampos on the outside but the interior decor is bleargh (sorry, cue:designfreak). Met his parents & we did the whole curtsy thing when we greeted something along "Ah, Mr & Mrs Radcliffe, how do you do?" Talked over lunch then alas, Daniel was there from somewhere then took us to his pool. hahahahahaha Talked almost forever, Zhuliana got most of the attention cheetot then he ajaked to PLAY POOL. HAHAHAHA. & the two of us, being msn pool freaks pwnt Daniel flat. Then we went to his bedroom cos the biggest bathroom in the house is in it, with two shower cubicles too boot. It's as if he had it all planned....Or maybe the other cubicle is for when his girlfriend comes over.... That's when Zhuliana does the signature slap to the forehead & go "Fuck skali he already have a girlfriend" LIKE D'OH CELEBRITY HERE! So we showered while singing our hearts out to Avril's song. This part is when we went crazy in the room - read: the part where lindsay & friend gets to that rockstar's room in Freaky Friday. THENTHEN DANIEL ASKED FOR OUR E-MAIL ADDS & PHONE NUMBERS LIKE WHOAAAA. Cool kan? Yes, he actually saved it in his Blackberry. Fuhlerrmak. Then he saw us out the door & into the limousine. Zhuliana hugged him again like she'd never let go & Daniel kissed her forehead. Then like I wanted to play it cool & went "I guess we'll see you around" then he said yeah & kissed me on the cheek. Zhuliana did the :O face ahhahaha cartoon sial. Then hotel sweet hotel.
The remaining 4 days? When the sun shines, we shop like hell anywhere & everywhere. I loved the thriftstores, the chic unique ones. Then we sat at coffeehouses, out in the open air & sipped whatever & checked to see if there were any cute boys to see (& partly bombshells for me) then we got to talk to a handful of hotties :D Then we went clubbing on two nights our clothes were hell contrasted. Zhuliana was forever in heels, dresses & flirty tops. Mine were pretty much like the usual wear just with more funk, studs & colour. The second time we went to a gay club. I still remember what we wore: Z - mini pinafore babydoll skinnies Blahnik crisp curls & rainbow headband. Me - That tee that says MyGirlfriendLikesPussy HAHAHAH drop-waist jeans, black pinstriped vest green Chucks & choppy AliceS2 hair :D FUHLERMAKK. The people were sooo lawa. But almost everyone thought I was WITH Zhuliana ahhahaha. Well look at what we wore! I was talking to this girl then Zhuliana came back from the toilet & asked for her handbag back. The girl was like "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to" to Zhuliana hahahahahaha. Okay then we hitched a ride back to hotel.
By now I think we only had one day left in London so we used it by going sight-seeing, R&R, pretty beach/beach-boy watching. The last night Zhuliana cried as bad as she did the other night. Both cos of depression of having to go home & of contentedness of getting to see London/Daniel. At least we'll know we've met him, had pictures taken with him & hell, talked&hung out with him like friends & on top of everything we'd live to tell the tale! When we get home, you have to go say sorry to the JCmat. When you get something, give something back," I told her, idk why. Then she's like "K. I'll date him for a week & go shop with him then give him back this letter," She started writing, just two lines: It's way over between us. It's not me, it's you - you're a fucking mat. hatehate, zana HAHAHAH KESIAN SIAK. On the morning we checked out, we got surprise packages from the counter. I thought it was a fucking bomb lah cos like you know, we're COLOURS. But then we got round to ripping the wrapper off. Check this: Zhuliana gets an iPod Nano - the skin is the picture of Daniel & Her at the pool table - & I got a Jane's Addiction's single vinyl & crew-on-tour tee, signed by Daniel & the Band! LIKE OMFG IT'S COOL/AWESOME/TAKLEHCARRY KAN! We were like kids on Christmas day under the Christmas tree - THAT HAPPY. The the limousine was there to send us to the airport but no Daniel inside /: We still played with the controls & all & this time we vandalised two seats & wrote our thankyou letters. At Heathrow Airport, went through custom & I swear one of the officers was Cikgu Nora like holywtfman! As if she's appearing in my dreams to remind me Orals are just round the corner. Fuck lah you spoil my dream. Okay then sat to wait for plane & met the two cute boys in the plane the other time they were walking towards us THEN MY MOM SMACKED MY ASS & TOLD ME TO WAKE UP TO A SATURDAY MORNING. GAH SHE HAS TO PAY FOR THIS.
But you know, good things that happen in my dreams don't fucking come true except once, when I dreamt Placebo came to Singapore. Deja vu? Idk. But hell wouldn't it be sweet if we did get to let this dream materialize, Zhuliana? Like You, Me & Daniel/London. Okay sorry. You Me & Durpee is playing on my tv right now hahahahaaha. It's Sunday, that bitch is off to Wisma & I'm stuck here. But hey, I had a really great morning just now that I only went to sleep at 5plus. Hugs&kisses to the two people I adore most. (Yes, no link to the gist of this post). I've only been awake since 2.45pm. Time fucking flies man. Oh & Zhuliana, you might wanna change your name from Zana toZinnia. It's a sort of flower thatsignifies opening to fun, laughter, joy, child-like playfulness and lightness of heart.
